Working with Sharp Tools

During one of the busy periods at work, I managed to find myself working on two bikes at once; a general service and a rack fitting. Just as I was beginning to cut some bolts down to size, Master Clavarino and Ricardo paid a visit. Convinced Mark was here for the long haul, I devised an ingenious plan to rid me of his company. I figured my left index finger was disposable and proceeded to try and saw it off. Mark's response was, 'I knew that would happen'. The plan worked a treat and I was able to return to my work in silence.